4.5.09

Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair

The changing light
at San Francisco
is none of your East Coast light
none of your
pearly light of Paris
The light of San Francisco
is a sea light
an island light
And the light of fog
blanketing the hills
drifting in at night
through the Golden Gate
to lie on the city at dawn
And then the halcyon late mornings
after the fog burns off
and the sun paints white houses
with the sea light of Greece
with sharp clean shadows
making the town look like
it had just been painted

But the wind comes up at four o'clock
sweeping the hills

And then the veil of light of early evening

And then another scrim
when the new night fog
floats in
And in that vale of light
the city drifts
anchorless upon the ocean

— Lawrence Ferlinghetti






(a San Francisco morning, by the internets)

23.4.09

A gently rounded rant ; Or, a de-posed manifesto

I realize that I don't have time to write Mad North-Northwest anymore. It was conceived in secondary school, when I had comparatively little to do with my life and wanted an outlet for my creative energies. I had the time to try to formulate an opinion - read this book. Look at this photographer. Listen to this song. This is what I think, this is what I find cool. I realize now that as time goes on this blog gets less poetic and more prosaic. It's lacking in mystique, these days.

Especially in University, young, beautiful people specialize in pose. We are a thousand weeks old, you know, but from the way we talk about Derrida and the Middle Eastern Conflict and Andy Warhol (oh, especially Andy Warhol!) we could be a thousand. I guess my fifteen and sixteen year-old anarchopoetic self (indirectly, subconsciously) looked up to these people who could talk eloquently, who could wear their interesting blouse and boots and hat just so, who could sneer with debonair and "seek the essence of art."

They came in all different stripes, because they prized the semblance of individuality above all. They took artsy-looking photographs. They wrote poems. They smoked (sometimes), the boys played guitar (often) and they all pretended to maintain a sort of down-to-earth attitude because of course a balance must be struck between seeming too pretentious and seeming too pedestrian.

I'm kind of done with that. Artsy-looking photos aren't that hard to take with a good enough camera. For someone with even a modicum of talent, some amount of a vocabulary and twelve years of anglophone schooling, it is not very difficult to turn a phrase, to make a sentence beautiful. Coloured tights can be bought from H&M for $3.50, and these days, one doesn't even have to go into one's mother's closet to look for vintage-looking vestments- they're sold at your local department store, looking pretty but really completely defeating the purpose.

It's a beautiful pose. Really it is. But that's all it is - a pose. It's cool to appreciate art, but don't count your appreciation to your credit. The world has got enough of intellectual poseurs mumbling beautiful, empty phrases and extolling the beauty of Edie Sedgwick. Please. Edie Sedgwick was a speed addict who posed for photographs and slept with men for money to buy more speed. Merit? Really? Tights and chandelier earrings do not a worthwhile person make. Let's do something real.

I tried to keep Mad North-Northwest from ever being too pretentious. As a result I think it's objectively boring. Thus, though my readers can be counted on one hand, I 'd like to explain its relative absence of late. It will be back, eventually, and I will keep posting when I find something worth talking about.

In the meantime, kick out the jams!

2.4.09

Here's to you, Japhy Ryder!

I grew up in suburbia. I hated it.
This is not entirely true. I eventually made awesome friends in suburbia, the sun shone brightly, Dorian and I roamed the streets in the face of the SUVs, and school was easy so I was free to read and write idealistic poems and make tea and go to Trader Joe's. I was happy, but the environment was limited. The social ideal was the little Abercrombie moose and a denim miniskirt and Rainbow flipflops for fifty dollars and the biggest, best limousine for prom. When spring came and I disappeared every weekend to go paddle in West Virginia and came back having slept in a pipe, the skinny blonde-with-dark-roots Miss Hollister who sat behind me in U.S. history gaped openly. Almost everyone in my graduating class went to a school somewhere in the area, Naty Ice, fake tans and stripmall trips included. I moved to another country and have yet to look back.

When I came to McGill, this changed. I finally met the people who I knew were out there - people who hitchhiked across countries, who climbed, who planted trees, who took a year off and disappeared into East Asia, who loved the tattered t-shirt and broken-in backpack, who never bought things, who hitchhiked to Mardi Gras, who brewed their own beer, who ice-climbed and rock-climbed and slack-lined, who never seemed to have any money but had everything else in the world in a sun-tanned palm, who carried it easily, knowing they weren't special but that they were lucky. For the first time in my life, I looked up to my peers and tried not to idolize them.

When my mom was twenty or so, she forged her papers and took a broken-down helicopter to climb 7000 metre peaks in Central Asia. I am running out of time and so I'll take the Greyhound trips to everywhere and nowhere and anywhere. They're worth it all.

Spring is here and summer is unfolding and life is and will be fantastic I believe it will.

And then, you know Jack Kerouac somehow somewhere unsustainably crazily was right:


See the whole thing is a world full of rucksack wanderers, Dharma Bums refusing to subscribe to the general demand that they consume production and therefore have to work for the privilege of consuming, all that crap they didn’t really want anyway such as refrigerators, TV sets, cars, …all of them imprisoned in a system of work, produce, consume, work, produce, consume, I see a vision of a great rucksack revolution thousands or even millions of young Americans wandering around with rucksacks, going up to mountains to pray, making children laugh and old men glad, making young girls happy and old girls happier, all of ‘em Zen Lunatics who go about writing poems that happen to appear in their heads for no reason and also by being kind and also by strange unexpected acts keep giving visions of eternal freedom to everybody and to all living creatures.

27.3.09

More and more things to be happy about!

This blog is turning into one of those really sappy stupid ones that talk about how you are my angel and angels give you wings (or is that redbull?) But anyway, I'm not really a person for whom happiness comes totally naturally, but despite that I am a person who is very, very happy a lot.

Things to be happy about these days:
-the loonie ($1 coin) I found that has TERRY FOX on it!
-Terry Fox
-springtime, of course
-longboards
-monogamy in the face of the college lifestyle
-Quebecois and their laughable, adorable, probably well-meaning insecurity.
-girl talk about vibrators and boys and scarves
-winning an election, even if one was running unopposed
-purple and grey fleeces
-the underlying patterns
-skiwaxing
-birkenstocks
-clean hair
-hugs
-true friends

A friend I know is going through a very cathartic period right now - for the first time in his life, he was dumped by his lover and he's fairly miserable. From the depths of his misery, however, he still speaks really fast and excitedly about the world and the Won Buddhist state of being. Less than 24 hours after being rejected, he said:

"You know, objectively, this is the worst I've ever felt in my life. And you know what? I'm learning. This catharsis is SO WORTH IT."

Impressive.

20.3.09

I took a four hour warm-cat curlyhaired nap today

Instead of going for a six mile run and it was beautiful.

There are people out there who have won TWO Nobel prizes. Winning just one seems pretty crazy to me, but the world's a crazy place.

17.3.09

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My life, my love, and my small, insignificantly glorious existence is none of your business. But please, nevertheless, ravage my inbox. Read my journals. Track me on Facebook and read this blog. Rape my chat history, my search history, every photo I've ever taken, every iTunes track I've ever listened to and every debit card payment I've ever made. Find them all, study them, and then market to me. Go ahead! Try as you might, your automaton machines can scan everything there is to see or hear or feel about me, and still you won't get it. You can't have me. You can't sell me happiness and you can't take it away. Because I'm happy because the snow is melting and the sun is shining and I'm eighteen years old and in love with life. I win, and I will always win. And with that, I respectfully request that you go fuck yourself.

9.3.09

"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs.

You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”
-Mitch Hedberg

I had a wonderful day today, and the best part was that it wasn't extraordinarily wonderful. It was a perfectly ordinary day, yet here I am very happy. Just little things - getting my work done, going for a ski, having pleasant conversations with a cousin who I haven't talked to in some time, enjoying a free vegan meal, watching twenty minutes of star wars, getting the best kind of yogurt in my caf yogurt pack, thinking of the above quote when I saw the building escalator out of order.

I remember a day a year or so ago when I woke up under my quilt to light streaming into my room and an odd song from the college radio station playing on my alarm. It was funny, because I realized that at that moment, despite no victories being won, not being in love, not having done exceptionally well on anything, in fact no great reason to be incandescently happy presenting itself, it was not possible for a human being to be happier than I was at that moment. It went away in about five minutes, and i continued feeling regularly happy for the rest of the morning.

I have chunks of big happiness - paddling waterfalls and finding real friends, falling in love and skiing and seeing the big world and eudaimonia and sitting around fires and listening to old songs and feeling like the whole universe is careening madly toward an e.e. cummings poem. But it's nice to know that there are little happinesses too, and that a simple, routine day can make me happy.

I never found that song. I tried googling the lyric fragments. It didn't work. Maybe that's for the best.

5.3.09

More Things To Be Happy About

-Sunshine
-The reason why the Science Library Building is covered in fancy-looking brick (it has to do with radioactivity and the experiments of Rutherford!)
-A girl's button - Je te dig
-Clean hair
-Dirty hair that sticks up in a mohawk all on its own
-sleeping naked
-situps
-the alphabet
-the general grunginess of the School of Environment and Geography department kids
-Nalgene bottles
-Mountain goats
-Legwarmers
-puppies!
-the view from the geography library
-chocolate chip cookies
-Aztec Two-Step: "The Persecution and Restoration of Dean Moriarity (On the Road)"
-really good apples
-restoration of maritorelational bliss of those in one's immediate vicinity
-really good conversations
-an overuse of your mom jokes
-this website from the US Department of Transportation: http://www.fhwa.dot.gov/infrastructure/roadsong.cfm#l10s005
-Beth Rodden
-girls from Alaska who share a Chris Sharma obsession

3.3.09

Coping Mechanisms, LOL

What do you do when you have intimidating liasons with several national governments, an impending glacial hydrology paper that is way out of your league, a startlingly bad grasp of basic physics and residual class-consciousness bullshit frustration?

YOU LOOK AT PICTURES OF HEDGEHOGS TAKING BATHS!


Well, I look at pictures of hedgehogs taking baths.
I should be very stressed right now, but I'm actually surprisingly happy. My problems are trivial! And somewhere, in the world, a hedgehog is taking a bath! Lolerskates! Roflcopter! Whee!

No worries, man.

(image courtesy of cuteoverload.com, a great place to look for solace on the web)

2.3.09

If somebody yells out "hey, stop, drop, and roll!", say that might save my skin but it won't save my soul

-tattooed on a girl's wrist.

February was adventurous. March will get my act remotely together.

"Imagine winning an artistic revolution on the moon, taking over from Nazis and bringing peace and love and fish to everyone. And then having great sex. That is Mardi Gras."
-my friend, who hitchhiked there against the will of American border security.