No indeed, as Atelier Le Boheme makes its custom by being cute and charming. Hence my only job is to be cute and charming (and also fluent in english, which is what landed me said job in the first place). I am pleased to say that I am quite good at being cute and charming for money. However, it was very startling to undress a mannequin only to realize it was, in fact, a male mannequin, perhaps it could be said a VERY male mannequin. If this mannequin had a name, it would be Bruno.I mentioned this to my boss, who shrugged and told me to have it wear a dress anyway. My inner skeptic doubted the wisdom of this plan, since the model had "male definition" and all, but it cannot be said that I didn't try:
After realising that this was perhaps not the correct path of action, I simply grabbed a purple linen shirt and dressed Bruno in that, which posed a problem as well as Bruno has an arse but no legs and thus cannot properly clothe his nether regions. As a result, Bruno looks rather flamboyant. Bear this in mind if you ever meet a headless, legless but indisputably hot bohemian figure in Old Town. His name is Bruno and he would be absolutely delighted, darling, to have a pot of tea with you.
