This morning I woke up at 8:00 to mellow Czech folk music from my iTunes alarm. Unfortunately, at 8:02, the entire residence was woken by the piercing shriek of the fire alarm. I suppose this simply expedites my plans for the day, which are - drumroll please- to spend at least eight hours studying organic chemistry for my last midterm tommorrow. Thus, I urge you: If you have ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING else to do, please do it. I can't bear the thought of the rest of the world being that pathetic.

A Markovnikov addition. I understand it but am none the happier for it.
Also, the
Velvet Underground are a good thing to listen to on a Sunday morning.
In physics, you don't have to go around making trouble for yourself - nature does it for you.
-Frank Wilczek