17.3.09

Dear Google,

These were the sponsored links on the sidebar of my emails:

What Will Make You Happy?
27 Facts You Don't Know About Your Personality and Future. But Should!
www.Numerologist.com/happiness

Happiness Philosophy
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How to Be Happy
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My life, my love, and my small, insignificantly glorious existence is none of your business. But please, nevertheless, ravage my inbox. Read my journals. Track me on Facebook and read this blog. Rape my chat history, my search history, every photo I've ever taken, every iTunes track I've ever listened to and every debit card payment I've ever made. Find them all, study them, and then market to me. Go ahead! Try as you might, your automaton machines can scan everything there is to see or hear or feel about me, and still you won't get it. You can't have me. You can't sell me happiness and you can't take it away. Because I'm happy because the snow is melting and the sun is shining and I'm eighteen years old and in love with life. I win, and I will always win. And with that, I respectfully request that you go fuck yourself.