My (creepy) roommate found
this lovely news article when searching about things about his girlfriend, an Aussie. (saucy Aussie! Ellen DeGeneres? yes?). Since I feel it's not really appropriate to appropriate the identity of someone who drives recklessly and kills people while high as on drugs, I'm abandoning my moniker. Maybe I'll abandon my name once a week from here on out (for practice).
Love,
Stenka Razin