To do after a long bike trip

Read books, repeat quotations, sleep, enjoy the feeling of a mattress, eat cream jogurt constantly while not getting any physical exercise at all, get violently ill, meet puppies, drink beers, ride trams, argue with the national government, buy old books in a frenzy, listen to grandparents.

So far so good.

Also:

Domorodci na pobřeží slonoviny
Posílaj si ráno slony pro noviny.
Když je cestou ztratí, hloupí slonové,
musí zpátky do trafiky pro nové.



Unrelated minor rage: Perhaps I am hopelessly pedantic and old-fashioned, but stop making movies out of Dr. Seuss books that don't feature Dr. Seuss illustrations - you're making a trite piece of shit out of a nicely illustrated poem. Gargh.